January 2012
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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How I feel when people un-friend me on facebook: How I feel when people un-follow me on tumblr:  
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We're all going to be such messed up parents.
yu-gi-mon: deepazure: missredaholic: soldmysoultotheripper666: Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter: Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods. YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something. Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway. Music shall be your life. Rock out always! And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes. VERY FUNNY...
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My sleep cycle.
thatfunnyblog: 7AM: 5 PM: 3AM: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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littlemisterwalf: Happy New Year everyone!!! Happy 2012 end of the world lol I hope this will be a happy and positive year for everyone :”DD Wear your polka dot shirt today, it can “magnet” coins. too bad I don’t have one but I do have striped shirt, it can “magnet” cash. oh yeah.  so which one you’ll wear? the polka dots or the stripes?
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When girls overdose on makeup...
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I feel sorry for the fat guy in lilo and stitch.
He never gets to finish his ice cream. sad life -__-“
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When your bestfriend gets pissed at you →
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When I can't find the next page button on...
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Movements Against Human Defects →
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