January 2012
Losing your phone →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Watch
Wow,
laughcentre:
I haven’t ate anything since last year
I haven’t showered since last year
One hour ago seems just like last year
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year
I wanna be on a new reality show. →
funniest10k:
One house. 20 people addicted to internet. Cameras everywhere. ONE COMPUTER. We’ll all slaughter each other Previously on One Computer: Today on One Computer: Next week on One Computer:
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I hate it when I ask a question and my parents... →
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Handwriting of..
Kindergarden:
Grade School:
Teachers:
DOCTORS:
friend: I got an A on my calculus test
friend: I got a hot boyfriend
friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time I got four notes on a text post I made
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
